Score: 8

"Godlimations??"

submission: The Last Gift

date: December 10, 2009

The stars are for the art. That was some exquisite digital painting. That much I liked... ok, you can say that I also liked that Jesus pooped a bunch of bread and fish without making a sound. I am really glad that Jesus pooped something on that guy's face because the way Jesus was drawn did not in any way match the good art that everything else was drawn in. So if he didn't poop SOMETHING, I would have been disappointed.

I've seen some of Godlimation's stuff. Is this supposed to be a parody of Godlimations' stuff? Did you get permission to use his name/logo? If not, then watch out...

Score: 10

"Upgrading is the best part"

submission: Upgrade Complete!

date: July 25, 2009

I always just wished that I could upgrade the game, and there you have it! You just made one of the most original flash games here. Unfortunately I played it on a different site, but I had to come to newgrounds to review it and add it to my favorites. My favorite part about this was the upgrading.

Score: 6

"I made it!"

submission: Street Fighter Collab

date: May 19, 2009

I was able to watch all of them! Except as soon as the last one played, I closed the window so I didnt get the "achievement" for having the courage to watch the whole thing. I feel like that wasnt really a Street Fighter Collab, but more a Gay Dick Collab with a special one -time-only Street Fighter theme. Some of the animations were great, though! Well animated I mean, not well written. El-Cid's was my favorite. Not worth the wait.

Score: 4

"What have you done?..."

submission: Awesome Racer

date: August 7, 2008

I have been a fan of your work for years now! I cant count on my hands how many times I've seen Maxwell's Silver Hammer and Adam Android... but why would you do this? I used to categorize you in a guild of artists that valued originality, and turned aspiring artists away from an untalented, copy-one-another future. But after this act of unoriginality and conformity, I think you should be ashamed.

If all you wanted was views, well then you got it... and it got with someone else's idea. Congratulations, you have just submitted the same thing dozens other artists have but with different characters.

I understand this review might be mean, but it explains why I gave it a 4 instead of a 0 or a 10. The art was great, like you usually make it, but the problem was that it wasnt completely "yours". I did find it funnier than Egoraptor's stuff and I even did feel that sort of guilty pleasure of watching it, but its not like I havent seen this 30x over on Newgrounds. I gave it a 4 because it looked very good, but I'm so tired of seeing "Awesome"... especially if its not by its original creator.
2/5

Score: 8

"You might need to make a 3rd"

submission: How 2 Succeed on NG pt.2

date: June 28, 2008

I dont think you may have covered everything. Although the bit of the parody of a parody of a parody^3 bit was very well done, you could have done more with it. There's a lot more to say about... not singling any specific author out, but just to be vaguely general... E-G-O-R-A-P-T-O-R and fanboys.

Score: 10

"Probably a lot of hard work"

submission: The Ultimate Orgy

date: August 13, 2006

Drawing and animating all those different characters must have been a handful, but it came out running smoothly. Very nice caricatures and fluent animation. The song was also very well done, the lyrics of this version was actually a bit funnier than the Ultimate Showdown (although very distubring).

Score: 9

"My favorite puzzle game so far!!"

submission: 3d logic

date: June 3, 2006

this was very fun and challenging! i wasnt expecting to play this for long, but for 2 nights i slaved over this. Man! Level 23 is IMPOSSIBLE!! hahah, amazing game tho. i hope to see more gaming marvels from you.

Score: 9

"The sound was awesome!"

submission: The Touchtone Genius

date: January 15, 2006

that was pretty cool how you made the sound from the singing kid comes out of the right speaker and the voice of the fat kid comes out of the left speaker. the song was very cool (once again)

Score: 10

"Amazingly amazing!!"

submission: gogo Happy & Smile

date: January 15, 2006

the game was very very good! i loved the action and the different moves you can do. the animation was very smooth, very professional.

the only thing that i didnt like was that it was too hard! i couldnt get past the helicopter.

it sucks that someone tried to steal this game. im glad you got it back because this was too good for someone else to take credit for.

Score: 9

"Very well written"

submission: Genevieve

date: January 7, 2006

the story was very creative (and perhaps true) and the vocabulary you used made me want to watch more and more. The art could have used a little work, but the colors you picked were nearly perfect. the backgrounds were also very nice.