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Voices Needed: 3 Males, 1 Female, 1 Saddam Hussein

Posted by DeuceNine - June 25th, 2008


I need 1 female voice and technically 4 male voices (one of the males is Saddam Hussein). The characters are:
MOM: just regular, typical mom voice. No biggie, just needs to be female.
DAD: mellow, dead-end job dad who doesn't really care much. Depressed, but not THAT depressed.
DEAF, BLIND: they're the same person with 3 heads with all the same voice. Kid in teens/early-teens.
SADDAM: it's not South Park's Saddam. Arabic or Persian accent will do.
BULLY: Deep, intimidating jock bully voice.

Here are the lines for each character. The lines for the characters OSCAR and KIT are already taken and just there for support.

MOM: Ok, have fun at your new school, Oscar.
OSCAR: do I have to?...
MOM: probably...
MOM: now, the bus should be taking you home just after the 4th sun's daily equinox... which is about when you father gets back from HIS school. (jokingly starting at "which...")
DAD: Mee mees about when you famaa gets back from meesschool!... Christ... (mocking MOM's last remark)
OSCAR: but, I'm not gonna like the kids here... they're too... different.
DAD: son, don't be racist. (barely paying attention)
OSCAR: at least I have a racist.
DAD: mm-hmm......... wait, what?

DEAF: hey, is that the new kid?
BLIND: where?
MUTE: bzz bzz bzzzz bzz
DEAF: what'd you say?
BLIND: he didn't say anything
DEAF: what?
MUTE: bzz bzzzzz bzz bzz
BLIND: whe-- I can't see him!
DEAF: did you guys see the new kid?
BLIND: where?!

KIT: hey Saddam, how's it going?
SADDAM: oh, you know... just "hanging" out!... ha ha, you know... as in being executed!... (emphasis on "hanging"; emphasis on "being executed")
KIT: ha ha ha, oh... you're always the joke-maker!...
SADDAM: oh, oops... I gotta "hang" up now!... (emphasis on "hang")

BULLY: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, NEW KID?!
OSCAR: Oscar.
BULLY: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, OSCAR?!
OSCAR: Oscar.
BULLY: She's MY female! YOU and ME. Parking Lot. Be there or be square!... Preferably be there.
BULLY flexes a number of times and I need various grunting sounds.

email is pigeongrenade@gmail.com

--Here's a picture of the bully and the blind-deaf-mute kid to help you out:

Voices Needed: 3 Males, 1 Female, 1 Saddam Hussein


Comments (27)

First comment! Also, I love how you split Saddam into a different group XD

Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive
And the world, I'll turn it inside out yeah
I'm floating around in ecstasy
So don't stop me now
Don't stop me
'cause I'm having a good time
Having a good time

I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go go go there's no stopping me
I'm burning through the sky yea
Two hundred degrees that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit
I'm travelling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

Don't stop me now
I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time
Just give me a call
Don't stop me now
'cause I'm having a good time
Don't stop me now
Yes I'm having a good time
I don't wanna stop at all

I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite
I'm out of control
I'm a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to oh oh oh oh oh explode!
I'm burning through the sky yeah
Two hundred degrees that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit
I'm travelling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic woman of you

Don't stop me don't stop me, don't stop me hey hey hey!
Don't stop me don't stop me ooh ooh ooh
I like it
Don't stop me don't stop me
Have a good time good time
Don't stop me don't stop me
ohhhhhhh!

(guitar solo)

ohhhhhh
I'm burning through the sky yeah
Two hundred degrees that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit
I'm travelling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

Don't stop me now
I'm having such a good time
I'm having a ball
Don't stop me now
If you wanna have a good time
(all right) Just give me a call
Don't stop me now
'cause I'm having a good time
Don't stop me now
Yes I'm having a good time
I don't wanna stop at all

Oh my thank you. I needed that.

Not only is this post now more interesting, but its helping me heal after listening to the new Offspring album that came out this month.

So you need people to help you with the voice?
I would be the dad =D if i knew how to work
this out on newground =/

Sent you my audition.

Also, heres a link to my voice demo.

<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/144265">http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/144265</a>

if i remember so
hussien was hanged and the person who video recorded it was hanged afterwars aswell because it was given to the public

thats fine. I wont tell anyone.

Sure I can probably send something in relatively soon. Do you have a deadline? Also, are you still using me for KIT? I wasn't sure :p

Is Saddam not considered a male? lol :P

Hmm... I could try to record my voice and send in an audition for the Bully. I considered the Dad too, but I think I'll audition the Bully. My voice is good for that. Now lets see if I can figure out how to record my voice.

you can try out for as many parts as you want. Who knows, you might get both!

I can fill in for the Saddam part, because I'm his ghost. WoOoOoOoOo!

Ill do the father if you're still looking. All I say is if so, lemme knows, and if i should send you voice files or w/e k? =P

its only been 11 hours since I posted this. Auditions are still open.

i'll do a voice. I can do alot. I will put it on Spaweb.com

i am saddam..

l have a mic can l please join

I can do dad jus tell me your e-mail and ill send you it

Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?

Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?

Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?

Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for
life.

Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.

Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.

0 people- You will die tonight

1-6 people- you will be injured

7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life

12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune!

Just sent you a fresh, steamin' batch o' auditions.

Love the avatar XD

your latest flash animations are awesome! Keep doing what you are doing dude!

any parts still open?

congrats on getting into scad!

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