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I need 1 female voice and technically 4 male voices (one of the males is Saddam Hussein). The characters are:
MOM: just regular, typical mom voice. No biggie, just needs to be female.
DAD: mellow, dead-end job dad who doesn't really care much. Depressed, but not THAT depressed.
DEAF, BLIND: they're the same person with 3 heads with all the same voice. Kid in teens/early-teens.
SADDAM: it's not South Park's Saddam. Arabic or Persian accent will do.
BULLY: Deep, intimidating jock bully voice.
Here are the lines for each character. The lines for the characters OSCAR and KIT are and just there for support.
MOM: Ok, have fun at your new school, Oscar.
OSCAR: do I have to?...
MOM: now, the bus should be taking you home just after the 4th sun's daily equinox... which is about when you father gets back from HIS school. (jokingly starting at "which...")
DAD: Mee mees about when you famaa gets back from meesschool!... Christ... (mocking MOM's last remark)
OSCAR: but, I'm not gonna like the kids here... they're too... different.
DAD: son, don't be racist. (barely paying attention)
OSCAR: at least I have a racist.
DAD: mm-hmm......... wait, what?
DEAF: hey, is that the new kid?
MUTE: bzz bzz bzzzz bzz
DEAF: what'd you say?
BLIND: he didn't say anything
MUTE: bzz bzzzzz bzz bzz
BLIND: whe-- I can't see him!
DEAF: did you guys see the new kid?
KIT: hey Saddam, how's it going?
SADDAM: oh, you know... just "hanging" out!... ha ha, you know... as in being executed!... (emphasis on "hanging"; emphasis on "being executed")
KIT: ha ha ha, oh... you're always the joke-maker!...
SADDAM: oh, oops... I gotta "hang" up now!... (emphasis on "hang")
BULLY: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, NEW KID?!
BULLY: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, OSCAR?!
BULLY: She's MY female! YOU and ME. Parking Lot. Be there or be square!... Preferably be there.
BULLY flexes a number of times and I need various grunting sounds.
email is email@example.com
--Here's a picture of the bully and the blind-deaf-mute kid to help you out: