Yeah, forceful title. But, I'm ok with it. I hope I got your attention.
EDIT: pretend the title also has the words "[...] PLUS HENTAI" in it.

I'll save everyone the chit chat about a chick's penis, or a bunch of links to gay youtube videos that have nothing to do with the title, or "newgrounds user that no one knows is leaving newgrounds". Let's for once talk about what the title of a post on the front page says: VOICE ACTING! And this time for Nickelodeon!

Nicktoons network is holding the Nickelodeon Animation Festival 2009, and like nuts I have the time to actually finish something longer than 20 seconds that will most likely lose against some Asian 23-year-old Animation student with a minor in Visual Effects. So good thing that this year they have the "15 Seconds to Fame" contest section, which is a 15 second animation of a funny gag.

Since this is only 15 seconds that I'm given, I want it to be the juiciest, tastiest, cuddliest, boobiest 15 seconds of the judges' lives. And this is going to Nickelodeon and has a chance to be shown on TV. So if you're gonna audition, give it your all! Plus I don't wanna lose to the fucking Asian guy like always. VOICE ACTING POST, GO:

Parts: 2 males; man and alligator.
[story story story story...] then man gets in his car and starts getting ready to leave. Then in the back seat, an alligator peeks up quickly and strangles the man with a rope while yelling at him.
ALLIGATOR: I warned you man! I warned you!! I have a very specific diet!!... Don't make me come back here again.
Man stays in the car crying after just being strangled.

The man doesn't have any lines, but he is more challenging (for you professional yous!). What I need for the man is sound effects of him being strangled, varying from coughing, gagging, grunting, not being able to breathe, etc. (all while strangled). I also need the sound effects of him crying with trauma in the fetal position in his car just after being strangled.

Everything is due on Sept. 8th. So DO NOT send this on like Sept. 7th or even Aug. 30th. Send as quickly as you can so we can work with it if we have to. This is for Nickelodeon, so I think it's serious this time, man. Give 'em (me) hell, guys.

Oh yeah, I forgot. You can send your stuff to pigeongrenade@gmail.com. If you already sent it some other way, its fine. I will find it. No child left behind.

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